What is Excuses Are Like Assholes?
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everybody's got one
Excuses are like assholes, everybody's got one!
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Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.
Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."
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