Executard

What is Executard?


1.

An office executive who does nothing but spin wheels in order to appear as if he is an important piece of the corporate puzzle, when he is really doing next to nothing. Usually extremely highly paid, with a platinum parachute.

Jim, you haven't convinced me yet that you are anything more than an executard. Let's have another drink. You're buying, right? You fucking tool.

See golden parachute, monkey, george w. bush, alcoholic, dildo


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