Executive Director

What is Executive Director?


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A ridiculously hyperactive breed of people who micro manage everything. They often speak in a language of their own, one which no one can understand (like dolphin squeaks). They are often found repeating "yep" again and again in an effort to show everyone they already know everything, therefor never actually listening to anyone. Physical characteristics include scary large eyes, a floopa, and bad 80's hair.

"Excuse me, Executive Director,RUN! The building is on FIR-"

"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"

"NO, THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE!!!!!"

"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"

"Oh fuck ya then...burn."

See ed, manager, know-it-all, boss


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