Executive Friday

What is Executive Friday?

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n. Any day of the week, usually a Friday or Monday, where you decide to suddenly call in sick or take a vacation day out of a sense of entitlement and pure, unadulterated laziness.

v. To take an executive Friday

I have an important meeting early this morning and people are going to be really upset if I'm not there, but the urge to sleep in is overwhelming. Looks like I'll be taking an executive Friday.

See vacation, sick day, dilbert, cubicle
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