Exekuatur

What is Exekuatur?


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A Youtube user who goes by this alias. He records vocal covers of songs by various artists such as Scar Symmetry, Slipknot, and System Of A Down. His covers are the stuff of legend, as in their so god-awful that you will shit your pants laughing after listening to them.

He has been regarded as one of the worst singers of all time, rivaled by only William Hung and SUPERCOOLWILLOW. His covers have received such rave reviews as:

"this is shit...worse thing ive ever heard..." -ECWallen

"Your growls sound like Strong Bad!" -ZadionApocalaya

"God laughs now...So do I! This made the universe" -masterd000

Guy 1: "God I hate my life, my girlfriend just cheated on me and dumped me."

Guy 2: "Dude I know what will lift your spirits, just watch another exekuatur vocal cover!"

Guy 1: "Holy shit my body and soul has been restored! With renewed vigor, I can now see my life is full of purpose and meaning. Thank you exekuatur!

See singing, karaoke, slipknot, bad, horrible


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