Ex-husband

What is Ex-husband?


1.

When a man finally understands that his needs do not have to be met by a woman who is meeting everybody elses.

I am glad I am her ex-husband. Now I don't have to share.

See whore, bitch, ex wife, bar slut, etc.

2.

Male figure who can't get it thru his thick head that his ex wife wouldn't touch him again even if her life depended on it and tries to interfere with her marriage cuz he can't stand to see her with anyone else.

I still miss my ex-husband...but my aim is improving!

See flake, asshole, fucktard, leech, scrub

3.

The jackass who started his own business and used your credit card. The jerk you divorced and he stuck you with the payment books and didn't pay the support. The father of the year who got himself underemployed to squander his support payments.

My ex-husband is a business owner of a future bankrupt corporation.


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