Exitiety

What is Exitiety?


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Exitiety is a play on the word anxiety. Best described as the stress you feel when going through the exit doors of a large department store - hoping that the teller has properly removed all security material from your purchase and therefore NOT setting off the alarm, causing a scene.

Dave: Dude, you got that movie at a great price... hey, why do you look ill?

Mike: Gee, I hope I don't set the door alarms off as we leave - I hate that!

Dave: You suffer from the worst case of exitiety I know!

See exit, security, doors, stress, anxiety, worry


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