What is Exitiety?
1.
Exitiety is a play on the word anxiety. Best described as the stress you feel when going through the exit doors of a large department store - hoping that the teller has properly removed all security material from your purchase and therefore NOT setting off the alarm, causing a scene.
Dave: Dude, you got that movie at a great price... hey, why do you look ill?
Mike: Gee, I hope I don't set the door alarms off as we leave - I hate that!
Dave: You suffer from the worst case of exitiety I know!
See
Random Words:
1.
An act of extreme foolishness, superiority or arrogance, performed by someone who is an asshole. This definition is specifically useful..
1.
When melted wax hardens
"Alice why have you made ickery-mush.. there's wax all over the table"
See wax, icky, thump..
1.
A benign method of informing others that you have spent entirely too much time sitting on your ass.
I would get up and administer CPR t..