Ex-lie

What is Ex-lie?


1.

The lies and Ex tells about you because he/she is a bitter twisted freak because you dumped him/her or have moved on faster then he/she would like. (You know what I am talking about Matt!!!)

Here are some ex-lies

Ex "I broke up with her she is gutted a real mess" (yeah right as if mate!!)

Ex "I am going to tell you new Fella you were cheating on him on the weekend to break you up." (There is no way in the world I would do that he is wonderful no one else comes close & he knows that. I only cheated on you because I wanted out and to get caught so you would listen to me when I said it was over)

Ex "Your boyfriend has been threatening me" (Yeah right he doesn't even know who you are! Thats how insignificant you are)

Ex "I know where you live now"

Later in the same threatening conversation Ex "I will follow you home from work to find out where you live" (Thought you already said you knew! Well I know where you live and now so do the police so harrass me again and I will have you arrested!

See big, fat, told, to, mess, things, up


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