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When you ejaculate onto an old croissant and then force yourself to have sex with it;
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People say Japanese girls are like a yellow taxi. Because they are yellow and easy to ride.
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It is when your pubic hair tangles up into a shield if a man is about to be hit in the nads with a heavy object.
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