What is Exorcist: The Beginning?
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An average movie that would've been better had it not been a rip-off of the first one made back in the 70's, which kicked ass. The demon looks exactly the same! Dumbasses...also, William Peter Blatty, the creator of the original Exorcist, did not approve of this film.
Dumbass: Holy shit, did you see The Exorcist?!
Me: Yeah, it sucked balls.
Dumbass: No it didn't, it was cool!!!!
Me: Have you even seen the first one?
Dumbass: There's another one! Sweet, now I'm going to finger myself to Anna Nicole Smith!
Me: *sets dumbass on fire*
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When a Domincan male is penetrated in the anus by a member of the Diven tribe.
Ewe...Juwan received another Dirty Diven...
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When an obese woman breaks wind and detonates her panties into confetti.
The sudden blast from her ass woke Andrea up and she was aston..
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Skiing and Sex. And lots of it.
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