Expansion Mansion

What is Expansion Mansion?


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A website for people who enjoy women blowing up like balloons. The mods are ban-nazis that love to give out bans for linking to non-Bambi Blaze (the owner) sites, saying anything is "gross," regardless of violence or bodily fluids or penis, gently reminding member that they need a reality check, and not wasting 30 bucks a month for shitty inflation porn.

Typical day at the Expansion Mansion:

Bambi: I'm so glad you all want to CUM to my site and BE my friend.

Sane guy: Quit being such an obvious skank you money-loving whore.

Bambi: OH NOES SOMEBODY POPPED MY BREAST IMPLANTS MY HUSBAND LEFT ME BECAUSE I LOVED MY BOOBS MORE THAN I LOVED HIM *ban*

Airwolf: Sig heil!

See be, b2e


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