Expedition Hope

What is Expedition Hope?


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A phony awareness raising campaign used to dupe a major pharmaceutical company into financing an unqualified dolt in a comical effort to fail on 7 continents. The endeavor has largely been successful with failures in North America, Europe, Antarctica, and South America. The effort also failed to even climb the correct mountain in Oceania.

The most noteworthy accomplishment of the entire Expedition Hope fiasco was the removal of a shit glacierfrom Joe's chaffed crack on Aconcagua.

See shit glacier


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