Expeliamos

What is Expeliamos?

1.

What you tell Harry Potter dorks when you get really pissed off at their nonstop Potter chit-chat. Basically, it's like saying STFUexcept it is more offensive to those pointy-hat-wearing Potter nuts.

HP dork: "I read the 7th book 17 times already, and tonight I'm going to read it again. I can't believe what happens to Ron and Hermione. Oh my gosh, it's like...."

Anti-Harry pedestrian: "Expeliamos! Don't make me call Voldemort on your nerdy ass? Now shut your mouth and do something productive."

HP dork: *starts crying profusely"

Anti-Harry pedestrian: "There there. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, but please take my advice and stop reading Harry Potter and dwelling over this fake nonsense. How about reading something real like Grisham's The Firm? Eh? Try it - it might help you a bit."

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