What is Experian?
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Basically a bunch of twats, that decide whether you get credit (cell phone, mortgage etc.)and how expensive this would be. They also charge you for viewing your "score" and keep it on file for ages. So basically they bum rape you.
Poor credit dude:
"hey experian you twats, give me some credit"
Experian: "No you missed a payment to the credit card company once!"
See
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Credit Bureau formerly known as TRW. Satan.
Consumer: You screwed my credit rating!
XPN: No we didn't...the computer did!
Consumer: Fuck you (hangs up).
XPN (to other XPN): What's a four letter word for Consumer?
XPN: Ummm...DATA!!!!!!!
Random Words:
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A hella ugly lookin dude with a huge dick vs a hella good lookin dude with a chode
i dont think u want an example
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A pathetic excus..
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The theory consists of 3 main Sections:
1. You are a virgin. No matter who you think you are, or what you think you do outside of the i..
