What is Experian?
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Basically a bunch of twats, that decide whether you get credit (cell phone, mortgage etc.)and how expensive this would be. They also charge you for viewing your "score" and keep it on file for ages. So basically they bum rape you.
Poor credit dude:
"hey experian you twats, give me some credit"
Experian: "No you missed a payment to the credit card company once!"
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Credit Bureau formerly known as TRW. Satan.
Consumer: You screwed my credit rating!
XPN: No we didn't...the computer did!
Consumer: Fuck you (hangs up).
XPN (to other XPN): What's a four letter word for Consumer?
XPN: Ummm...DATA!!!!!!!
Random Words:
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Flem coughed up and spit into hot tea. The hot tea is then considered to be flavored with throat butter.
I ran out of milk today, so i..
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To be shot in the face with bodily fluids.
That ho got pwned in the face last night.
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A term orginating in Rochester(Greece), New Y..
