What is Experience Points?
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A type of drug more addictive than crack and nicotine by a factor of infinity. A unit to measure the march of our meaningless lives. Progress, digitized and palpable. The currency of the soul. The slow triumph against entropy. The basic human need.
When we die, those who have collected enough xp will become one with the mind of god.
See also
187349 xp till next level.
934937 xp till apotheosis.
Says the sage Vatsayana:
"In life, there is no DING to assure us of the fruits of our labor. But do not falter my son. You need not turn to the darkness of RPG's. The true DING comes from within."
Random Words:
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dry, cracked lips (licking makes things worse)
A friend told me that cow manure cured chapped lips. It didn't. But it did stop me ..
