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1. A little piece of poo that gets cought in the eye of a mans penis from having bum sex.(can get painful if left untreated.) You wont hav..

1. A situation which arises that is unexpected by all involved, it will be very hilarious and will most likely involve strongbow comsumptio..

1. Accidental and often grossly inappropriate mistyping of a left bracket instead of a right bracket when expressing a feeling of sadness a..