Expirony

What is Expirony?

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The unexpected death of a person very soon after retirement, especially if he had great plans for his future and hated his job.

Jerry bought an RV and some new golf clubs, got hair plugs and a little nip-tuck and purchased a time share in Gulf Shores. Expirony struck two days after his retirement party as he bellied up to the buffet at Ponderosa.

See irony, death, geezer
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