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The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.
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When a man iron's his penis hair down before intercourse to make the time more plesurable.
My compact shrub made sex lots of fun
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The froth on top of a latte.
Can I have a cappucino with extra steam cream, please?
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