What is Exploding Horny Teenager?
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A prepubescent male who undergoes a combustion process, due to excessive accumulated semen and noxious gases (such as methane). Studies show that holding in a fart while having blue balls causes such a phenomena to occur.
Person A: Holy shit, look at that girl's ass!
Person B: ::Explodes::
Did you hear that after Tommy held a fart in all day, Susan came over and he exploded? He was one exploding horny teenager!
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