What is Explosive Diarrhea?
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A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.
I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea
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Not always from eating too much of the wrong foods which is usually relieved and ends with 1 incident of it.
Can be a prolonged horrid condition that usually comes about from a bad bacterial stomach/intestional virus. A violent exploding stream of liquid that feels like hot foamy lava shooting from your poor poop hole along with mild to severe abdominal cramping. A frothy water that will range from shades of dark brown to a pale yellow. Depending on the cause it can last from just one incident where you get immediate relief, to 3 to 4 days until a doctor has to give you an RX to stop the awful stuff. The stream is so forceful it blasts against the toilet water forcefully causing a violent splash sending the soiled stinky water up all over your poor butt cheeks, and underside of toilet seat. Usually always accompanied by a very putrid pungent odor that you feel the need to grab the nearest towel while you are still stranded on the toilet bowl, or if not available, a wad of toilet paper to cover your nose until you can hurridly leave the bathroom.
The (danger) of this condition is DEHYDRATION. It is important to not let it run on and to sip on water thru-out the day until a couple of days after it subsides. Also accompanied by noisy bowels sounds as if a war is going on inside your poor lower abdominal area along with excessive very LOUD blasting explosive gassed up farts, queasy stomach discomfort, and severe weakness if it goes on for over 24 hours.
Gosh! While I was sick I had that awful exploding diarrhea that left me feeling so weak I could hardly move!
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Its Sorta like a volcano, it builds up, then it begins to rumble. Then small streams of "warm" molten stuff begin to flow. then when you least expect it POW! It blows, and just like a volcano all the surrounding area is devastated
Once my friend tried to light his fart on fire, little did he know he had explosive diahrrea, all i have to say is we never saw him again...
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A painful situation where you feel like a Monday Night Football game is going on inside your colon. Caused by large amounts of liqueous diarrhea (either pure liquid or big, wet, juicy chunks) which are propelled out of the large intestine by tremendous gas pressure moving at high speed. Such an
Causes horrible intestinal contractions, speeding on the highway, perspiring, fervent praying and fumbling with keys to get inside to the john as you think "please let me get inside NOW, I swear this must be what childbirth is like". Tremendous relief immediately follows turning your toilet bowl into a radioactive disaster area.
"You all have after school d-hall--until the sick punk who sprayed explosive diarrhea on the bathroom radiator comes forward."
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Similar to
Someone had explosive diarrhea at ihop
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A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.
It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.
Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
Jim nearly killed his goldfish when he had explosive diarrhea
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A lower gastro-intestinal distubance that creates a dilemma in the afflicted: Do I need a bucket of water or a shotgun?....Is that a fireball or a mountain lion coming out of my ass?
Sweetie, Quick! Bring me a drop cloth..I have explosive diarrhea.
