What is Exportionist?
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Someone who blows things (or explodes things) out of porportion on a regular basis.
Son: Mom we turned in burglers today to the police station.
Mom: OMG they are coming to kill you. You have to be in the Witness Protection. You were involved weren't you! Im calling the cops on you!
Son: Shut up mom your such an Exportionist...
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Mom: Wade clean your room or im gonna ground you for 5 years.
John: Dude whats up with your mom shes wack.
Wade: Naw man shes just an Exportionist...
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