What is Ext Message?
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Very similar to any ordinary
Me: Oy. You know how I broke up with Lynn on Sunday night? I woke up this morning and checked my phone, and had 33 different mails from her. She, uh, has quite the potty-mouth.
Jeff!: Nothing but Ext Messages, huh? Surprised?
Me: I guess not. I did accuse her of sleeping with my brother. Then I called her that something that rhymes with "manipulating bitch".
Jeff!: Expected backlash, Mr. Jerk-Face. You don't even have a brother.
Me: Sigh.
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terrible singer (real name Lady Gaga)
No fashion sense
Freak
No one likes her
"have you heard that new lady gaga song?"
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When a man and a woman get together and make inbred babies.
Did you hear about John and Sara? They did some inside consummation.
See i..
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A turd that rears its ugly head from the shitter like Nelly or Champ and emits a stank that makes you mini-puke in your mouth.
Yo dude,..
