What is Extravawank?
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Masturbation where the preparation time exceeds the actual event.
Putting warm liver and kidneys in a jam jar.
Ordering a sex doll online.
Bacon, flour, warm flannel in a pint glass.
Cutting a hole in a melon.
"I've just spent the last 4 hours preparing for an extravawank."
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