What is Extravawank?
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Masturbation where the preparation time exceeds the actual event.
Putting warm liver and kidneys in a jam jar.
Ordering a sex doll online.
Bacon, flour, warm flannel in a pint glass.
Cutting a hole in a melon.
"I've just spent the last 4 hours preparing for an extravawank."
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The adjective form of events/images/sounds reminiscent of 9/11.
"Did you see the movie Cloverfield? So nine-eleveny."
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A Van full of Old reitred guys driving to a car auction.
Here comes the Convoy of Wrinkles now.
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