Extravawank

What is Extravawank?

Masturbation where the preparation time exceeds the actual event.

Putting warm liver and kidneys in a jam jar.

Ordering a sex doll online.

Bacon, flour, warm flannel in a pint glass.

Cutting a hole in a melon.

"I've just spent the last 4 hours preparing for an extravawank."

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