What is Extreme?
1.
A marketing ploy to make kids want to buy things with their parent's money.
Stuff + X-TREME name + SHOUTING VOICES AND CAPITAL LETTERS = Kids' moneys!!1!!
Honestly, why would you want regular, plain ol' boring yogurt when you could get... X-TREME YOGURT!!! A blast of nondescript flavorings and bacteria IN YOUR MOUTH!!!
2.
1) Outermost or farthest. The greatest or highest; most. Far beyond what is considered normal. Drastic.
2)One of most overused words in the current english language.
The first definition is self-explanatory. But, I like to have fun with the second one. How about AN EXTREME NAP? Maybe EXTREME DEODERANT? Maybe EXTREME BAGELS at Brueger's. You get the idea. The word is EXTREMELY overused.
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3.
1.If it's not meant to be ridden, you ride it
2.if it's meant to be ridden, you ride it in a way it's not meant to be ridden
3.find another way to ride something
1.extreme shopping carting=you ride in a shopping cart
2.extreme biking=riding your bike down the side of a mountain, not the street
3.extreme sledding=taping a lawn chair to a sled, and riding it
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4.
someone or something that goes way beyond any normal parameters. an event to take special note of. originally coined in Chester by a group of sad young men looking to try an increase the size of their chodes. it didnt help. they do argue however, that oral sex did.
that was extreme!
5.
1. When something is far out, it is said to be extreme.
2. Catch phrase of Xtream Camera Man Wally Simons.
This is gonna be X-T-REME!
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6.
The phrase stated after someone who knows whats up takes a sip of Mountain Dew. If you gulp the hole Dew you can yell "THAT'S EXTREEEEEEME!" But only Faggots and Cuntlickers do this.
"Gulp...Gulp...Gulp...THAT'S EXTREME!"
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7.
One step down from the word X-treme.
It's commonly known that doing anything to the extreme is cool and all but only without the "E" at the start does something become so far out it's not even funny.
"Hey, check this out, I was walking down the street and then jumped off the kerb...to the extreme!"
"psht, I jumped off a kerb last week to the X-Treme, that's right, no "E" at the start!"
"Holy shit, you're my hero, can I have your babies?"
"No, your uterus couldn't handle my X-TREME sperm."
"ok"
