What is Extreme Apple Picking?
1.
The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.
Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it
We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking
Random Words:
1.
When you finish fucking a girl (positions are up to you), flip her over, stick an American Flag in her ass and sing the National Anthem...
