What is Extreme Apple Picking?


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The sport of driving through an apple orchard at approximately 15-25 mph with your car windows open, and grabbing as many apples as you can without getting hit in the face by the branches.

Note: This sport was invented by Ike Vinpa, and he has the certificate to prove it

We almost got hurt last week when we went extreme apple picking


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