Extreme Danger Wank

What is Extreme Danger Wank?


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A regular Danger Wank, with the added Danger of another person/enemy/vicar being IN THE SAME ROOM as you. Includes if the person is asleep, passed out or pre-occupied with the other gender.

N.B. This does NOT apply behind a closed door, eg. in a toilet cubicle. Too easy.

N.B. The other person CANNOT be your girlfriend/partner.

Ed: I had an extreme danger wank whilst my mum was in the room.

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