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The dry, irritated feeling your eyes get when you've been at your computer too long. Often, your eyes take on a bloodshot look. S..
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An interchangable excuse system used to get out of any situation. The combinations are as a plentiful as the person's imagination.
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1. beating the top of one's head
2a. having sex with a pumpkin*
2b. masturbating
*Fun fact: If you have sex with a pumpkin, you ..