What is Extreme Sports Punk?
1.
A
rides a skateboard
drives a hummer
has a mohawk
has tattoos
has testicular rings
screams "EXTREME" at the top of his lungs
is an asshole
has an IQ lower than 30
participates in vandalism
hates the establishment for no reason other than the sake of doing so
is full of shit
will do anything if you "triple dare" him to
"ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN, ONE BEING NOT SO EXTREME AND TEN BEING EXTREMELY EXTREME, I'D GIVE THIS A NINE POINT FIVE!!!!!!!! WHOOO!!!! CHECK IT OUT, EXTREME CHEDDAR!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!" - Extreme Sports Punk #1
Because extreme sports punks have so little personality, they don't even deserve proper naming.
