Extreme Sports Punk Edit Meaning

1.

A punkthat obsesses over the extreme marketing hype. An extreme sports punk:

rides a skateboard

drives a hummer

has a mohawk

has tattoos

has testicular rings

screams "EXTREME" at the top of his lungs

is an asshole

has an IQ lower than 30

participates in vandalism

hates the establishment for no reason other than the sake of doing so

is full of shit

will do anything if you "triple dare" him to

"ON A SCALE FROM ONE TO TEN, ONE BEING NOT SO EXTREME AND TEN BEING EXTREMELY EXTREME, I'D GIVE THIS A NINE POINT FIVE!!!!!!!! WHOOO!!!! CHECK IT OUT, EXTREME CHEDDAR!!!! WHOOOOO!!!!!" - Extreme Sports Punk #1

Because extreme sports punks have so little personality, they don't even deserve proper naming.