What is Extremely Adept Matter Accreter?


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A very obese person; a cheese hog. A respectful term, as some people believe that the more matter you can make part of yourself, the better off you are. Originated on "Buffalo This" (buffalothis.blogspot) in the "Respect for the cheese hogs" article.

*Ding dong!*

Tim: "Hey there old buddy, it's been a long time!"

Bill: "Sure has. We used to rule this town back in the day. It's good to be back."

Tim's mom: "Is that little Billy? Tell him I say hi. I'd come in there if I could fit through that darned doorway!"

*earth rumbles*

Bill: "Dude, is that your mom making the floor shake like that? Let me take a look..." (runs into other room)

Bill: "DAAAAAMN dude she is a chee-ee-eese hog! That woman got huge!"

Tim: "Not cool, man."

Bill: "No, I mean it in a good way. She's an extremely adept matter accreter - I bet she has 500 lbs to her name!"

Tim: "Oh, well then thanks. You should tell her that yourself! I bet she'd be thrilled."

See cheese hog, obese, fatass, big boned, tri delt, Nick D


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