Exxon Express

What is Exxon Express?

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1. The act of fucking a girl doggystyle, then spitting on her back. When she turns around, you cock slap her in the face, and skeetin her mouth. After wong-whacking the fuck out of her, you take shit on her chest. You gouge her eye out with your left nut, Then, (my favorite part), you fuckin shoot her ass in the back of the head, and shove a gas tube up her be-hind. The downside is, it only works once...

2. When you fill up your car with gas at an Exxon station.

Peter: Dude, I got arrested for giving Maria an Exxon Express, and now I'm on fucking death row!!!!

Alex: Holy shit, dude...

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