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(n.) One puts condiments on their hot dogs and/or hamburgers. Vendiments are the tasty items you get out of the vending machine.
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To felch someone else's semen out of a rectum
After Matt came in Jennifer's ass, Bill crossfelched her! What a fuckup.
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Someone who jerks off in the bathroom and gets cum on the toilet seat.
BOB: I never invite Frank over to my house any more.
JOHN: Why?..