Ey Up Edit Meaning

1. getting your dick hard as a rock and then taking the toilet seat and slamming it onto your dick until the head pops off. "ugh dude..

1. at once ineluctable and omipresent, it's impossble to say what it is... is it? Oh, zimps. I've completely forgotten what it ..

1. to perform cunnilingus I went downstairs on my chica and mopped her basement clean...