Eye Condum

What is Eye Condum?

another word for contact lens

MZ: stop rubbing your eyes...what the shit is up?

DD: my dang eye condum is annoying me, and it's itchy! I wish I had some pimp glasses instead.

See contact, lens, contact lens, buggers

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