Eye Crack Edit Meaning

1.

Something that that is as addicting as crack to look at. So addicting that even when you really should look away, you can't.

Sam & Kent: Why were you staring at Lucy's butt in Orchestra today even though everybody could see you and told you to stop?

Sean: It was like eye crack I just couldn't stop.

See eye, ass, staring, crack, butt, fat, moron, pervert, yo, mama

2.

eye crack is a substance used to induce weird, funky, fucked up but good plot writing froth

"I went to Chez Cronbachs House, got a his of his eyecrack through his eyecrack plot pipe of doom, and wrote an adventure with fygolian mushrooms and a daruman halfing wench"