What is Eye Floss?
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A mythical substance used for cleaning the eyes after seeing something so horrible that a mechanical device/act is required to remove its presence from the retina.
Despite familiarity with
butt secks ,felching ,horse porn ,munging ,necrophilia and otherdouchebaggery , I still needed eye floss after clearing out the former VP of Marketing and Research's computer.
Random Words:
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a woman who is seen to be touching or scratching her fanny then sniffing her fingers
look at that dirty bitch with the fanny fingers!
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Unplugging from the internet to get some creative work done
I'm Elton Johning today. Too much time jonesin' around internet w..