What is Eye Floss?
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A mythical substance used for cleaning the eyes after seeing something so horrible that a mechanical device/act is required to remove its presence from the retina.
Despite familiarity with
butt secks ,felching ,horse porn ,munging ,necrophilia and otherdouchebaggery , I still needed eye floss after clearing out the former VP of Marketing and Research's computer.
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Freudian theory that we all want to fuck our mothers and kill our fathers at some stage in early childhood. It is normal and the emotio..
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Old guy who wears Abercrombie & Fitch clothing, generally whilst trolling in environments with a crowd far too young for his years.
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