Eye Floss

What is Eye Floss?


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A mythical substance used for cleaning the eyes after seeing something so horrible that a mechanical device/act is required to remove its presence from the retina.

Despite familiarity with butt secks, felching, horse porn, munging, necrophiliaand other douchebaggery, I still needed eye floss after clearing out the former VP of Marketing and Research's computer.


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