What is Eye Floss?
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A mythical substance used for cleaning the eyes after seeing something so horrible that a mechanical device/act is required to remove its presence from the retina.
Despite familiarity with
butt secks ,felching ,horse porn ,munging ,necrophilia and otherdouchebaggery , I still needed eye floss after clearing out the former VP of Marketing and Research's computer.
Random Words:
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A word I made up because I wanted to win Scrabble. I lost for cheating; a word equivilent to Merry Christmas.
"Your turn,"
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