What is Eye Floss?
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A mythical substance used for cleaning the eyes after seeing something so horrible that a mechanical device/act is required to remove its presence from the retina.
Despite familiarity with
butt secks ,felching ,horse porn ,munging ,necrophilia and otherdouchebaggery , I still needed eye floss after clearing out the former VP of Marketing and Research's computer.
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this means that you stick a brush used to comb the hair "downstairs" and shove it up your pussy
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a prase that stupid children in the ages of 7 to 11 say when they have first heard "smooth move exlax"
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