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similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown,..
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When a man makes a line of his own cum on his dick and his bitch snorts it off.
Sarah was in town and we made a columbian creamsickle
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To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MO..