What is Eye Molesting?
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When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE
OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher
STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE
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A person who has an abnormally jiggly ass.
Person 1:"Holy Shit dude, look at that jello bottom on that girl over there!"
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1) Your straight best friend
2) Your partner in crime
3) Your sidekick
"My name is Jay and this is my heterosexual lifemate, Sil..
