Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Yomomma

1. A cooler way of insulting a friend or a complete stranger's mom. Guy #1: "Dang man, you look like shit." Guy #2: "..

Epeeper

1. Someone who reads other peoples emails. Watch you computers Maria is an epeeper. See spy, nosey, sneaky, crafty, snoop..

69 Cream Pie

1. Two women having both recently had intercourse with the same man who ejaculated into each of them performing cunnilingus on the other. ..

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