Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Deve

1. A tall, lanky, and uncoordinated guy who has a lisp. That jackass just fell down, he's a real deve!..

Faceborg

1. The collective consciousness residing in the domain of Facebook and other social network venues that threaten to assimilate your individ..

Shavings

1. weed particles found in random places and smoked when your desperate. "Shit son we still have our shavings to smoke!!!!!!" S..

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