Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

The Play

1. The biggest hosing in the history of college foootball. The Play ended John Elway's college football career. See Jon 2. Incompl..

Pig Party

1. A cruel event, typically in a college setting, at which the gentlemen compete to see who can attend with the ugliest date. Damn, I cou..

Slutty Mctoothless

1. A member of the female sex with a conspicuous gap between her two front teeth. Well known for being extremely annoying and waking a mem..

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