Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Quasibono

1. When a male has half an erection, or a quasiboner. The -er was dropped and an -o was attatched to play on the name of Quasimodo from th..

Vaulting

1. A kick-ass sport that combines Gymnastic and Dance on horseback. Yes, two of the most dangerous sports in the world (horses and gymnasti..

Tight-pantsed Pedo

1. someone of age (18) who likes to completely ruin their life for a girl much younger than the age of 18 by having sexual intercourse and ..

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