Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Dildos

1. When something is bothersome, lame, or just simply sucks. Made famous by the character Skwisgaar Skwigelf from the show Metalocalypse. ..

Teelicious

1. to be totally sexy in a tee-shirt ~ adv. teeliciously ~ n. teeliciousness / also: teelectable & teelightful That brunette Bustedtee..

Zelong

1. An extremely asian person. While generally highly intelligent, lacks basic grammar skills. No way, you aced that test - so Zelong. See..

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