Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Usomic

1. Possessing a quality that is sad and yet either funny or idiotic at the same time. The whole situation was so usomic that the man had t..

Electric Clitar

1. Take six volt battery, two gator clips attached to either side of battery and attach to labia major. using small metal object, make con..

Oni-san

1. Japanese. Literal Meaning: "Mr. Devil." Usually used my a male as a means of describing himself as a daredevil, or as cunning..

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