Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Jack-hammered

1. To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible. Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not re..

Bum Fucking Egypt

1. out in the middle of nowhere Your house is in bum fucking egypt. See lost, nowhere, empty, lame, woods..

Mamrd

1. Its a word used in czech republic to insult someone who you think is total idoit and u cant find any better words in your dictionary. It..

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