Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Shit Tag

1. Small ball of shit that hangs in the hairs around the ass. The shit tags were swinging on old Fred's nasty ass. See shit, turd, d..

Jilk

1. Noun: 1) A femalejock. 2) A chick who excels in athletics but isn't very bright and is somewhat an airhead. Verb: 1) Act of a g..

Young Nuts

1. To have smooth, young testicles also known as "being an adolescent or inferior to your elders. Jack Davis (a simple suburban child..

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