Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Operation Deny Christmas

1. A military deployment or assignment causing a family separation during the holidays. We're sending Capt Snuffy to Saudi on 10 Dece..

Academic Specifications Sheet

1. An alternative for the term "report card." It's funny because the acronym is "ASS." Luis: Did you get your Ac..

Monitor Malaise

1. An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor..

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