Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Jack Moment

1. A moment where your penis refuses to get hard . Even when you hot girl friend wants you . You are probably gay. alex: lets do it! Jord..

Zukster

1. 1 a fat rednaeck 2 a nigga hatin fuckfoot 3 has a smurf wannabe lover 4 acts like girls in online rpg named by fruits like strwberry,..

Twamps

1. 20" or larger diameter wheels for trucks Dude- that truck's rollin on twamps..

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