Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Ungent

1. Slang for ointment, common among kids and teens who don't want to grow up. I got a boo-boo! Mommy, get me ungent!..

Valdez

1. Mostly women are derived to be strong and independent coming from this name. The men are a little bit more loco because they are never..

Fartricide

1. When forces unknown to human kind cause a person to expel a very potent fecal gas that is so overpowering not only do innocent bystander..

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