Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Houaw

1. A mispelled "house". I'm adding this last sentance because Urban Dictionary is making me. awww man, the monkey just shat..

Genuine Asshole

1. A person containing personality traits similar to a douche bag, homo, and/or a bafufnick. These genuine asshole's usual dwell aroun..

Your Cool

1. a phrase used with great sarcasm, to show that something is in fact, not cool at all. Can also be, shes cool, hes cool, theyre cool. Not..

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