Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

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Telemtry

1. The transmission of cocaine in one's asshole across international borders or into a penal institution. The gringo used telemtry to..

Tinky

1. Abbreviation for Tinkerbell. Someone vague and not always focused. Used affectionatley to hassle your girlfriend for not understanding s..

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