Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Tom Kelly

1. Irish - rhyming slang for beer belly or pot belly 'Jesus mate Tom Kelly is looking well fed these days' 'Tom Kelly just..

Yelpie

1. a 20-30 something with really bad taste in food that thinks they can discern the nuances in fine wine and cheese ETC and writes a useles..

W.a.y.s.

1. An acronym that stands for "What Are You Stupid". Particularly useful in meetings where your attendees just don't seem t..

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