Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Gunt Clap

1. When a overly obese womans gut meets her cunt in a more rapid motion to create a clapping procedure MY fat ass teachers Gut hangs so lo..

Robo-retarded

1. when someone/something is so retarded you have to put a completely unneeded suffix before it angry mother: Jimmy! Go put your toys away..

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1. Internet representation; Three symbols in series made to represent the female genitalia when typing in internet chatrooms etc. The pare..

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