Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Lindsey Effect

1. The phenomenon of seeing a friend or acquaintance by sheer chance extremely often and in extremely random places. Also analogous to the..

Missionary Golf

1. A sexual session involving only the Missionary position. A "Hole" of Missionary Golf refers to one time having sex, and as su..

Hammertop

1. The act of hitting an individual over the head with a pinky-down vertical clenched fist-- excessive hammertopping may lead to feelings o..

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