Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Ass Off

1. verb The act of saying "fuck you" to responsibility and obligation, and just going off to do your own thing. I told Daniel t..

Archie The Inventor

1. Character from Balamory, a chum of PC Plum. Archie lives in a Pink Castle, is quite fat and wears a kilt. He is always fiddling with so..

Vasectomate

1. The act of having a vasectomy. The doctor is going to vasectomate me. See vasectomy..

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