Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

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Treasure Drawer

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Neapolitan

1. A Sexual Endeavor Insert penis into a bloody vag, then insert penis into butt, suck off to finish. "My girl is on the rag, so I g..

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