Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Jed's A Millionaire

1. Had sex, or 'got lucky'. We were at the club last Saturday and I met this hottie; I bought her a drink, we ended up back at h..

Ipod Video Hooker

1. A stupid name from teenagers that means a whore who likes to download videos for nothing and to show off videos after wasting money on i..

Yarfmuger

1. baboon with five tits you are such a yarfmuger See tobz..

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