Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Office Nips

1. When the Air Conditioning in the office is not quite set right, where it's so cold you're forced to put on a sweater to hide y..

Hotdogs And Mushrooms

1. Totally insane saying, usually spouted off by barely english speaking illiterates. "Uh oh, time to get the Hotdogs and Mushrooms!&..

Ehren

1. Popular child who is quirky but still seems to get the girls "I just don't know about that Ehren kid" See connor, weird..

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