Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Kylephobia

1. kylephobia is the fear of an unusually short, fat penis -more commonly known as a choad I couldn't date Tommy any longer, my kyle..

E-quode

1. When a girl is a bitch and a male acts like a bigger asshole; which results in the female's desire for the male's love & a..

Popweasel

1. to have an erect penile instrumataneous. Holy sh*t, Ethel! Look at Barry's popweasel!..

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