Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Quarter Drink

1. Also called quarter water A drink bought at a bodegaor small grocery or connivence store for 25 cents. It comes in a plastic barrel an..

Heiny Tatterings

1. flirtatious way to talk about anal sex, refering to anal sex in a joking or serious manner Hey what you need right now is some heiny ta..

Heezay

1. An especially dumb, ditzy, or useless girl, or a combination of all three. Jessica Simpson is a dumb heezay. See Dan 2. the coolest ..

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