Eye Patch

What is Eye Patch?

Protective device worn by ass pirates to keep them from getting cum in the eye when they get a facial.

Arr matey, don't cum to fast. I need to find my eye patch. Yarr...

Industrial Shit

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Janelle Sexsmith

1. Hottest girl I know. Too bad she lives in another city. Shes too hot for examples..

Compos

1. From Latin, meaning 'in control of', 'in charge of', or 'in command of.' The term non compos mentis means..

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