Eye Shandy

What is Eye Shandy?


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A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.

'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'

'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'

See wanking, eye candy, hand shandy, hand to gland combat, masturbate


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