What is Eyeballer?
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Used originally for people using the website goeyeball to price monitor items and save money during the recession of 2009. A more broad definition as someone who knows how to save and keeps an eye on sales.
You're such an awesome eyeballer! How much you save?
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To jiz in someone's eye causing intense moment of happiness, progressing to excrutiating pain and neccesary hospitalisation.
Man... Did you see Tim Jiz in that dude's eye. He's dead. The funerals on Saturday. That eyeballer was intense.
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Random Words:
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An adult vagina that, due to being clean shaven, looks as if it should belong on a toddler.
"Did you see that picture of Brittany ..
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This is just really long funny word. Can be used in various awkward situations.
Me: Mommy, did you and daddy really do that to make me?..
