What is Eyebrow Theory?
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The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.
Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"
Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"
Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."
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What vibrators will be called in the future.
"I have two jillbrators, and Spencer gave me two more. How many do I have now?"
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