Eyeginity

What is Eyeginity?


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Eyeginity stems from the ancient Latin word "oculusforsexus" and is the first moment in a persons life when he or she locks eyes with another person, usually of the opposite sex,for a period longer than 1.86 seconds in which an "Eye fuck" takes place. This can usually be accompanied with a slight smile and/or raising of the eyebrows. Sometimes a person can unwillingly lose their eyeginity to a fugly person at the mall, but this is usually because they are a stoner and not paying attention.

"Shit man, I lost my eyeginity to that nasty blonde at bongs n' such last night, I wasn't even drunk."

See eyerape, eyefuck, virgin eyes


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