What is Eyeguard?
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Computer based surveillance system controlled by the infamous
"Tis I, Eyeguard!"
"Eyegaurd has performed a fatal exception in..."
"Eyeguard has performed an illegal operation."
Random Words:
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Literally means "the buttfuck", or anal sex, sodomy, etc.
Spoken in a French accent
Vould yoo like ze buttfack, monsieur?
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when you get out of the shower after a long period of time when you step out your dick is all shriveld up and the dead skin is all over ..
