What is Eyeguard?
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Computer based surveillance system controlled by the infamous
"Tis I, Eyeguard!"
"Eyegaurd has performed a fatal exception in..."
"Eyeguard has performed an illegal operation."
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A man who masterbates on his stomach and fails to clean himself.
What a fucking belly flaker.
See masturbation, ejaculate, stomach, sp..