Eye-humper

What is Eye-humper?


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A person who Eye-Humps others. Is often also a Butter Golem or otherwise resembles a living, drooling mass of pizza dough. Eye-Humpers usually develop eyestrain due to all the eye-humping they do, forcing them to wear inch-thick glasses, which unfortunately only serves to enhance the creepyness of the Eye-Humper.

The term "Eye-Hump" originates from an episode of Family Guy in which Peter Griffin complains that "every guy in the room is eye-humping my wife." The term "Eye-Humper" was first used by either me or one of my friends in reference to pasty mass of flesh who eye-humped me throughout my Junior year of High School. "The Eye-Humper" is used as a suffix after the given name or nickname. "Elmo the Eye-Humper," for example.

Elmo the Eye-Humper used to eye-hump me back to the stone age in Junior Year. It only stopped when my friend mentioned it in an essay he read to the entire class.


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