Eyelash Curler

What is Eyelash Curler?


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1. Device used for the painfull task of curling ones eye brows. Normally used by females or metrosexual males

2. Device that can be stashed under a pillow to fend off dangerous males as it is aparantly more scary then a gun.

1. Girl 1 "i have to curl my eyelashes, they just don't look right" is handed metal device by friend

Girl 2 "here use this"

2. Man enters house to find woman holding eyelash curler in hand man "what are you going to do with that?"

woman "if you come near me i'll curl your eyelashes" man rns away

See eyelash curler, weapon of mass destruction, weapon


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