Eyemuffs

What is Eyemuffs?


1.

The act a young child or sensitive person does when something potentially crude or inappropriate is about to be shown. The specific action is simply covering the eyes to shield the lewdness.

Dude: Yo, check out these monkey brains between my legs?

Dude's unsuspecting girlfriend: What?

Dude's Friend: You might want to Eyemuff it.

Dude's Unsuspecting GF: Eyemuffs?

Ewww gross... Though they do really look like a monkey's brain.

See eyemuff


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