What is Eyemuffs?
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The act a young child or sensitive person does when something potentially crude or inappropriate is about to be shown. The specific action is simply covering the eyes to shield the lewdness.
Dude: Yo, check out these monkey brains between my legs?
Dude's unsuspecting girlfriend: What?
Dude's Friend: You might want to Eyemuff it.
Dude's Unsuspecting GF: Eyemuffs?
Ewww gross... Though they do really look like a monkey's brain.
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When a male farts into his lover's mouth while pinching her nose shut right after she exhaled.
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