Eyeopener

What is Eyeopener?

What you call an alcoholic drink that you have soon after you wake up.

I knew the day was going to be a rough one, so I pulled out an eyeopener after breakfast.

Awesome Magawesome

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638

1. The number of times the CIA has attempted to assassinate Fidel Castro. "Did you know that the CIA has tried to kill Castro 638 tim..

I Thumped Her Pumpkin

1. This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version. Exa..

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