Eyeopener Special

What is Eyeopener Special?

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

See hair of the dog, beer, sober up, starter

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Blumpkin Supreme

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