Eyepatch Edit Meaning

1.

Coolest article of clothing...ever.

With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski maskI'll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags...by the dozens.

Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.

See El Barto

2.

A male can give a girl an eyepatch during sexual relations via dropping a testicle on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!

I'll make you a pirate girl. I'll give you an eyepatch!

See pirate, balls, jolly roger, sex, perverted, funny, skull and crossbones

3.

To ejaculate on a girls eye.

I was aiming for her mouth but gave her an eyepatch instead.

See cumshot, eye, facial, patch, cum

4.

A declaration of approval or fondness, used to communicate ones positive perception of an item, phrase, or stye.

(Originated in Seinfeld)

(Someone sees something they like) "I like that eyepatch"

See eye, seinfeld, patch

5.

The wet patch left on a man's trousers if he goes to a public toilet and fails to shake well enough.

Unlike the article of clothing, this eyepatch isn't flattering.

John's eyepatch was a fashion statement that left nothing to the imagination and much to be desired.