What is Eyepatch?
1.
Coolest article of clothing...ever.
With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a
ski mask I'll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags...by the dozens.
Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.
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2.
A male can give a girl an eyepatch during sexual relations via dropping a testicle on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!
I'll make you a pirate girl. I'll give you an eyepatch!
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3.
To ejaculate on a girls eye.
I was aiming for her mouth but gave her an eyepatch instead.
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4.
A declaration of approval or fondness, used to communicate ones positive perception of an item, phrase, or stye.
(Originated in Seinfeld)
(Someone sees something they like) "I like that eyepatch"
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5.
The wet patch left on a man's trousers if he goes to a public toilet and fails to shake well enough.
Unlike the article of clothing, this eyepatch isn't flattering.
John's eyepatch was a fashion statement that left nothing to the imagination and much to be desired.
