What is Eyepatchcandy?
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Displeasing to the eyes; repulsive;
the opposite of eyecandy. Someone unattractive-looking, sometimes even so ugly they have to compensate with a really really really nice personality.
"You are not so much eyecandy as you are eyepatchcandy, my ugly friend/Micheal Jackson."
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The act of not being able to attain a boner
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The store from the movie clerks. Apparently it exists in real life, too. Google it.
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