What is Eyepatchcandy?
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Displeasing to the eyes; repulsive;
the opposite of eyecandy. Someone unattractive-looking, sometimes even so ugly they have to compensate with a really really really nice personality.
"You are not so much eyecandy as you are eyepatchcandy, my ugly friend/Micheal Jackson."
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