Eyerackaphobia

What is Eyerackaphobia?

The fear of being caught looking at someone's breasts while talking to them, forcing you to stare, petrified, into their eyes

Candy: Are you all right Jimmy? You haven't blinked in 2 minutes?

Jimmy: You have big..uh, ...eyes... and I have eyerackaphobia!

Candy: Well, I'm glad you're not like all the other pigs.

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